WorldCupWilly 9:26 Mon May 20
What have you lost up a girl's ........
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What have you lost up a girl's clunge (or a blokes arse)?
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/bike-handle-stuck-woman-two-years-husband-shoved-vagina-9556829/
Bike handle stuck in woman for two years after husband shoved it in vagina
A woman in India is recovering from surgery after doctors shockingly removed a motorbike handle from her uterus. The woman, 30, was admitted to MY Hospital, in Indore, Madya Pradesh, in central India, two days ago with severe stomach pains. Doctors did an X-Ray before spotting a large object. A CT scan confirmed a motorbike handle in her uterus, small intestine and bladder.
The Metro seems to be the paper for reporting such things:
https://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/11-of-the-most-bizarre-foreign-objects-found-up-peoples-backsides-6175049/
Didn't Bolty lose a watch after a fumble with Klash - aka blondbimbo [sic] after a WHO slurps night out.
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Sven Roeder
9:30 Mon May 20
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Any sign of the rest of the bike?
And the rider?
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Darlo Debs
9:33 Mon May 20
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I wonder if the husband saw this as a TRIUMPH.
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Yorkammer
9:35 Mon May 20
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Virginity
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mashed in maryland
9:48 Mon May 20
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Was a case a while ago where a gay bloke poured cement mix down a funnel into his partners arse and it rapidly set.
Quite why this happened is a mystery but it did (google it).
The resulting cast was shown on one of those "believe it or not" trash tv progs a couple years back. Obviously post extraction.
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zico
9:53 Mon May 20
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mashed in maryland 9:48 Mon May 20
To show that on any show they must have had concrete proof that it happened!!!!
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geoffpikey
9:54 Mon May 20
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I'm never buying anything "bespoke" again, that's for sure. What the hell are they planning??
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Nurse Ratched
9:55 Mon May 20
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That's pretty hard core..
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White Pony
9:55 Mon May 20
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Architects - A Match Made in Heaven
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White Pony
9:57 Mon May 20
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Wrong thread Sorry. Just as well I didn't post anal beads on the what are you listening to now thread?
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Darlo Debs
9:58 Mon May 20
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We'd have just assumed it was by some obscure prog rock band Pony
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Nurse Ratched
10:00 Mon May 20
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Pones
No one would notice, among dm's made up songs.
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wanstead_hammer
10:02 Mon May 20
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Fork handles.
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gph
11:08 Mon May 20
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The usual stuff
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BRANDED
11:13 Mon May 20
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When I was a young lad I really fancied this cute flute player but when she said she’d found a Jonnie up her vag after a long time not having sex I was a tiny bit put off. She was a sort though.
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The old c wing
11:15 Mon May 20
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Maryland, I remember seeing the show. Essentially the ideal settings for cement are warm, moist etc.
Nice.
I did once lose my virginity in a girls clunge. Rather unspectacular.
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geoffpikey
12:43 Tue May 21
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Money.
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Texas Iron
12:57 Tue May 21
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Very Old Joke...
Bloke lost his wristwatch after fisting his girlfriend..popped in to search for it...
Another bloke in there asked him what he was doing ...told him about his lost watch...
Other bloke said...never mind your effing watch...I'm looking for my horse and cart...so eff off...
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flyingV
12:59 Tue May 21
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The things like about this story is that the woman went to the hospital “complaining of stomach pains” as though she wasn’t sure what it might be.
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HairyHammer
1:34 Tue May 21
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It is meant to stretch as that is where baby,s come from.
I think men are to blame for this sort of shit women are seen as objects and we are ourselves cunts for allowing this to happen, sticking very big things up there has probably developed for many hundreds of years and it was probably an act of mysogeny and now it is seen as normal but it is not it cannot be.
We as humans have become sickened by porn a day will surely come when men will wake up and realise that the sweet spot for the women is right in Front of the mans eyes and not half way up her tummy.
We are not right in the head.
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Johnson
1:43 Tue May 21
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Shut up you wife beating moron.
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